Showing posts with label the old days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the old days. Show all posts

October 19, 2010

I Got Spaghetti Sauce On My Sleeve

How that happened is beyond me. But, of all the people in the world, of course it would happen to me.


I was the cleanest baby in the world (aside from the standard spit-ups and poopy diapers), until my pediatrician dubbed me "Messy Jesse," simply because it rhymed. Since then, I've been a mess in every aspect of the word.


I drop things, I spill things, I fall down, I run into things a lot, my apartment is a state of controlled chaos. Sunday afternoon, I fell and turned my ankle, walking barefoot across a flat surface while rounding the corner from one room to another. That takes true talent, my friends.

September 01, 2010

Vintage! Otra vez

This post made a lot of people mad. I don't really know why. I was just expressing what I was feeling when I was feeling it. But, I guess that's the story of my life.

August 25, 2010

Vintage! Numero Dos

Well, I guess it's Vintage Wednesday again! Time for installment #2 of my old MySpace blogs. This week's piece holds no significant meaning. I was supposed to be writing a paper for my poetry class, but was suffering from writer's block! The title is in reference to something the professor said in class one day. Also, I'm going to look and see if I can find the paper I was supposed to be writing when I wrote this. Pretty sure it was an A. ;)


P.S. I like to play with "voice" and "style," and at this particular time, for some reason, I did everything with lowercase letters. Sometimes I still do. That said, I'm going to leave this entry lowercase. These pieces spoke to me for some reason or another and typing them in no-caps was my way of making them my own. Or maybe I'm full of crap and I'm just too lazy to sort through this and add capitals where they need to be. Your call. :) 

August 18, 2010

Vintage!

I hate MySpace. Honestly, I'm not sure why I haven't deleted my account yet; I don't even use it. So, in an effort to slowly rid myself of this MySpace madness, I'm going to move over the few blogs that I posted there.